Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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