Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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