I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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