I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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