I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Two words: blizzard sex
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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