I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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