were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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