I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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