Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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