Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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