just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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