I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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