No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
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