theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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