Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them