i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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