dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back