Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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