it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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