whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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