I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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