I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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