I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Randomize