Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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