people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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