i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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