U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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