So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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