about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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