I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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