Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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