Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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