Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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