I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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