his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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