11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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