Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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