Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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