I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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