I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
it's like iHOP with fire
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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