this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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