We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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