Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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