Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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