Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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