Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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