bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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