I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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