I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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