Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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