Dual....:-)
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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