You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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