He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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