Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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