I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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