This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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