At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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