i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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what are you doing with your life
Of course I have a pirate flag
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.